Gaga leaving her hotel in Amsterdam. [9.27.14]

important questions for potential boyfriends

worshiptheband:

  1. are u a feminist
  2. do u like the strokes

feat:

”you have already seen that band so you don’t need to go to their concert again” no u don’t understand

petrovask:

Alexa Chung attending The London 2014 Stella McCartney Green Carpet Collection during London Fashion Week held at The Royal British Institute on Sunday (September 14) in London, England

r4yquaza:

shavingryansprivates:

i think it’s funny that most of the grunge bloggers weren’t even alive at the same time as kurt cobain

I think it’s funny that most of the text bloggers weren’t even alive at the same time as when anglo-frisian dialects were brought to britain by germanic invaders

emo is just an acronym for eat me out

cutequeer96:

tony abbott: *comes to australia as an immigrant on a boat, had free university education*
tony abbott: so i wanna talk about two things i am really against

dad-chan:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

morrisseh:

Piledriver waltz more like pileDRIVE a knife through my heart because that’s how this song makes me feel